Jarvia (Javier, JarJar, Harvold), 19, Australia, the title pretty much says it all, but I'm also a lame fan girl and a bit of a dumb hipster and I have a lot of feelings (I'd be pretty happy if I could get a cake of rainbows and smiles). Also cats will appear frequently, I can't resist their teeny faces~~~ oh and pizza is my life, literally, I work at dominos so pizza funds my life, pls buy pizza.
one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken
ive come here to receive a rub
How To Deal With A Crush
is 2am an emotion
*goes to bed at 2am instead of 5am* wow, my life is so in order right now. i’m making such good decisions for myself and my body and my soul and im so in love with myself for doing this
drag it, it’s transparent!
I…well…you’re not *wrong*
sex is a lot like a hot bath
once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in
i’ve never had sex
Parenting Done Right: Morticia Addams
The Addams Family (1991) dir. Barry Sonnenfield
Just like grammar used to make
Husky dog performs her overly dramatic death trick.
I’ve wasted fifteen minutes of my life watching this 8 second long video.